Prince Philip - the best monarch ever!

[HKR AWAY DAYS]

The Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip is an absolute legend. I would like you all to join me in giving praise to this exceptional human being. What a guy!

Today, he was talking to a disabled person and said, 'Tell me, how many people have you ran over in your motorised scooter?'

To celebrate the life of this truly awesome person, I'd like to share with you some of my favour 'Duke' Quotes:

After being told that Madonna was singing the Die Another Day theme in 2002: “Are we going to need ear plugs?”

At a project to protect turtle doves in Anguilla in 1965, he said: “Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?’”

To President of Nigeria, who was in national dress, 2003: “You look like you’re ready for bed!”

To a British trekker in Papua New Guinea, 1998: “You managed not to get eaten then?”

To Atul Patel at reception for influential Indians, 2009: “There’s a lot of your family in tonight.”

Peering at a fuse box in a Scottish factory, he said: “It looks as though it was put in by an Indian.” He later backtracked: “I meant to say cowboys.”

To a woman solicitor, 1987: “I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.”

When offered wine in Rome in 2000, he snapped: “I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer!”

At a Bangladeshi youth club in 2002:“So who’s on drugs here?... HE looks as if he’s on drugs.”

To Aboriginal leader William Brin, Queensland, 2002: “Do you still throw spears at each other?”

To black politician Lord Taylor of Warwick, 1999: “And what exotic part of the world do you come from?”

On marriage in 1997: “You can take it from me the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.”

Bravo, Sir, bravo...

[westy_warrior]

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[LeedsBarmyArmy]

Haha awesome stuff!

[billie joe]

He is a bit mad,I mean just look at the photo,didn't he say something about the Chinese and their slitty eyes a few years ago now,can't remember what exactly he said.

[Gateaux]

(03-29-2012 07:01 PM)billie joe Wrote:  He is a bit mad,I mean just look at the photo,didn't he say something about the Chinese and their slitty eyes a few years ago now,can't remember what exactly he said.

there you go - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1848553.stm

[Chester Wednesday]

Any disliker of pot bellied Hungarians will do for me.

[billie joe]

(03-29-2012 07:03 PM)Gateaux Wrote:  

(03-29-2012 07:01 PM)billie joe Wrote:  He is a bit mad,I mean just look at the photo,didn't he say something about the Chinese and their slitty eyes a few years ago now,can't remember what exactly he said.

there you go - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1848553.stm

Cheers gat,that's the one,he doesn't half come up with some gaffs does our Phil lol.

[The Swede]

Absolute nutter.

[sinkers89]

legend