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State of Orifice 2 - the game thread
06-13-2012, 01:28 AM
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Bug State of Orifice 2 - the game thread
With apologies to La Marsellaise:

"Allons enfants de la NSW,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé !"

Well, here's hoping anyway. Only 8 hours to go and I already feel sick. We can win, we should win, we must win, but, will we win? No, probably not. I've been watching Origin since it started and because of that, I know all great teams come to an end. Slater, Cronk and Smith are all 29 so maybe we only have to wait a few more years.

Please NSW win tonight so I don't have to wait. (Also win at Lang Park in 3 weeks.)

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06-13-2012, 09:28 AM
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RE: State of Orifice 2 - the game thread
top of the morning farmo.

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06-13-2012, 09:40 AM
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This is it Queso. To kick off proceedings tonight the match ball will be delivered by a dog in a helicopter. I guess they've modified the controls so the dog can drive the chopper with its paws but the potential for unintended consequences seems endless. The dog is apparently famous for tracking down a fugitive who had been hiding out in the bush for 7 years. They weren't ale to interview the dog for the pre-game show because it's a police dog and everything had to be cleared through the Police Media Office, blah, blah, blah.Damn bureaucrats and their red tape. We are assured that the dog is a Blues supporter but he comes from the Mid-North NSW Coast so he's probably "eligible" for Queensland.

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06-13-2012, 09:47 AM
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brian carney just been telling us that "....Paul Gallen is irresistible.."

im sure he meant something else but now im not so sure.

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06-13-2012, 10:01 AM
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The dog wouldn't give the ball up. They had to give him a stick to play with to get the ball off him.

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06-13-2012, 10:04 AM (This post was last modified: 06-13-2012 10:45 AM by Cheese.)
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lol.

fuckin nice dog too.

damn, picked the wrong brother.

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06-13-2012, 11:02 AM
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Jesus, this game is a b*tch at times. What a half for NSW and they've got next to Jack sh*t to show for it.

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06-13-2012, 11:07 AM (This post was last modified: 06-13-2012 11:29 AM by Cheese.)
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brutal out there, really brutal.

i thought i had picked the wrong borther , turns out i hadnt, and now hes got another...lol

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06-13-2012, 11:39 AM
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More updates, scores etc!

Some of us have to work!

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06-13-2012, 11:41 AM (This post was last modified: 06-13-2012 11:48 AM by Cheese.)
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sorry mate, just assumed most were watvhing...lol.

blues dominant i would say.

16-6 on the board.

brett stewart 2 tries, morris 1.

hannant replied for marrons.

23 mins to go.

brutal first half, second half slightly tamer

inglis in the corner from a thurston kick. last 5 mins been all maroon pressure.



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