It's true-hull the crime capital of the uk

[LambertandWebbler]

steal a car in burwell.

drive it to the asda...and weigh it in

take on baord a sausage roll

then....

[LeedsBarmyArmy]

.....Fuck a prossy

[LambertandWebbler]

then buy a gun from St Anne's and drive the stolen smeg and pasty flake ridden car into the city centre straight through redlights (stopping briefly once more on the way past) and a shop window and take the shopkeepers hostage..

Nottingham...what a place

[Rhinos77]

someone should tell the sherrif

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but he's probably having a prossy and a pasty while robin hood is in the city centre.